too bad you live with your parents still
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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