I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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