I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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