it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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