k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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