I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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