it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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