I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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