if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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