Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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