ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
too bad you live with your parents still
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
be right there i have to get my cape
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
this is an emotional support booty call
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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