Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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