I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We had sex on a dog bed..
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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