white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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