Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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