shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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