So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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