office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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