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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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