The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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