she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If I die, sorry about rent.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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