There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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