If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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