that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
did i just pee glitter
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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