she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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