Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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