Do you still have your period?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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