Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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