don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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