Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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