Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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