I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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