Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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