nut hugger
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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