I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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