Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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