You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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