I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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