READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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