I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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