His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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