new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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