Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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