I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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