I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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