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Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I believe in your delicious
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