only you would photoshop your dick
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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