Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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