then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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