I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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